My Shopping Partner

What happens when I take him shopping with me?

• That dress is too short
• Those jeans are too tight
• The neckline of that shirt is too low
• That skirt’s slit is too high
• Na Na...Not that colour.....Please !!!!…

After he finishes displaying his critical attitude towards my clothing preferences, he picks up something that’s sooooo bizarre and ugly, and says “This is what you should wear ”

 And the “HIM” I am referring to is my DAD :)